it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
(Source: loutomlinsns)
YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!
this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish
This is a way more helpful guide than what I learned with… A+
OMFG I USED TO BE ABLE TO AND NOW I CAN AGAIN THANK
i dont understand why do so many people make this mistake??
(Source: oldmanhoho)
My cat is the cutest thing ever. And the reason why I don’t have a boyfriend
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Me:
No teacher I cannot do your ridiculous projects becAUSE I'M TRYING TO PUT MY SIMS THROUGH COLLEGE.
hi yes i would like a glass of attention please
you are under arrest for being attractive and ruining my life